Zig is time devouring and waiting-room slow

Zagg is foot to the floor fast and furious* (while Paul was still about RIP)

*We’re not likely to franchise anytime soon, we’re the T2 of sequels

Zig is afraid to be bold but still a patronising know-it-all.

Zagg knows, and knows how to be chill about it.

Zig is misleading — hidden rates, fake honey-pot-jobs, un-advertised catches and traps.

Zagg is an open book/s. Get the founder on the phone open.

Zig is cold and corporate, "The Office" style corporate

Zagg is Silicon Valley Season 2, meets Nicholas Cage.

Zagg would also like to say that they are in fact Wolverine and Deadpool to the rest of the marvel universe.